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[lifetothefullest]

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[ishotyouuu]

trouble in paradise huh

ive been there

not recently but yeah

u doin okay dude?

[lifetothefullest]

Yeah, I remember you telling me about that.

I'm breaking my own records for the amount of trouble I can get into in a two day span, but otherwise I'm okay. The trouble isn't even that serious.

[He's been in way worse, after all. But he also genuinely appreciates that Wade cares to ask.]

[ishotyouuu]

well dont make a habit of it okay

thats my turf ur muscling in on ;D

[lifetothefullest]

Sorry, the secret is out now, I have no other option but to continue.

[He's joking, he can totally reel it back in and recover some appearance of behaving himself, but still.]

[ishotyouuu]

well then i guess theres no alternative but to adopt u as my plucky kid sidekick

we can work out names later

[He'd saddle you with Kidpool but that's already taken.]

[lifetothefullest]

Why am I the sidekick? I seem to be the front-line troublemaker in the time I've been here.

[ishotyouuu]

well i mean

kinda weird if the already established superhero takes the sidekick role u know what i mean

[You're not a superhero, Wade.]

[lifetothefullest]

[Okay, the question is obvious--]

Are you an established superhero?

[ishotyouuu]

in my old world yeah

not so much here

["Established" in the broadest possible sense, that is.]

[lifetothefullest]

[He's... Somehow not too surprised by this, honestly.]

Sounds like it would only be a problem in your world, then.

[ishotyouuu]

[Don't come into this with logic Lance how dare you]

no offense dude but no ones gonna believe im ur sidekick

u look more like boy wonder than caped crusader

[God damn it Wade don't cross the streams--]

[lifetothefullest]

Hey, that's what the costume is for, right?

[ishotyouuu]

idk can u rock a spandex outfit

[lifetothefullest]

Okay, you're probably right.

But aren't there superheros that don't do the spandex thing?

[ishotyouuu]

none that im aware of

how do u expect to b a male power fantasy or cheap fanservice for sweaty pimply nerds without spandex?

[lifetothefullest]

Nevermind, being a superhero has immediately lost all appeal.

[ishotyouuu]

aww come on

ur rly gonna deprive the local populace of ur cute little butt in a tight fitting suit? ;D

[lifetothefullest]

I'm going to pretend I'm drunk enough that I couldn't read that, which will hopefully soon be true.

[ishotyouuu]

i mean

i could help u with that

still got some tequila left over from our last get together

[lifetothefullest]

How did I turn into someone who drinks tequila?

And by that I mean sure, I'm not going to object.

[ishotyouuu]

that might be my bad

ppl usually need a stiff drink after hanging out w me 4 five minutes

[lifetothefullest]

Understandable, but at least it's the wtf sort of needing a drink, not the depressing kind.

[ishotyouuu]

eh its less depressing and more "oh my god will you shut the fuck up" but at least ur nice enough not to say it out loud

[lifetothefullest]

That's usually what people are thinking about me, so I have some empathy there.

[Targets of 'oh my god will you shut the fuck up' comments squad, form up.]

[ishotyouuu]

rly? huh

kinda surprising tbh