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[lifetothefullest]

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[ishotyouuu]

man i wish i got propositioned by cougars

of course no one could ever take the place of my darling Bea :(

[lifetothefullest]

Bea?

[ishotyouuu]

yeah

the perfect woman

my silver haired angel taken from me too soon

[lifetothefullest]

At the risk of sounding like a jerk, I feel like you're setting up a punchline here and I've taken my mental guess at the outcome, so let's hear it.

[ishotyouuu]

there's no punchline wtf!!!!!

havent u ever seen The Golden Girls????

[lifetothefullest]

Why would I have seen The Golden Girls.

[ishotyouuu]

bc my darling Bea is in it and she's amazing????

i thought u were with me on this man :(

[lifetothefullest]

I'm so not drunk enough for this conversation.

[And weren't you supposed to be fixing that Wade???]

[ishotyouuu]

well luckily 4 u im rite outside ur apartment

[Knock knock, Dr. Sweets.]

[lifetothefullest]

[Oh, oops.]

I probably should've told you I'm at a hotel. The apartment's empty right now.

[Since, as Wade obviously knows, Kyna is at their place.]

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[ishotyouuu]

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[ishotyouuu]

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[ishotyouuu]

WELL THANKS FOR TELLING ME THAT SO I DON'T LOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE WHEN I SHOW UP TO AN EMPTY APARTMENT I GUESS?????

[lifetothefullest]

I didn't think you'd be in such a rush.

[ishotyouuu]

maybe i just wanna a repeat performance of u getting shitfaced okay

im sure it was pretty funny, i cant remember

[lifetothefullest]

I'm not actually that entertaining drunk, so you're probably going to be disappointed.

[Also here, he sends along the address to his hotel.]

[ishotyouuu]

i will be the judge of that good sir

also uh

i should probably warn u that i get cuddly when im sloshed

so like

i apologize in advance

[lifetothefullest]

I appreciate the warning.

[Not his favorite thing in the world, but knowing what he's getting into tempers a whole lot of that at least. Besides, the more drunk Lance gets the less neurotic he is, so it should be fine.]

[ishotyouuu]

just dont wanna wake up with another restraining order

had too many of those already

btw im in the lobby, wanna come down and get me or should i just come up to ur room? ;D

[lifetothefullest]

That's not reassuring.

I'll come find you.

[Just because it's a good reason to leave his room, and he knows he should take it. So he shows up in the lobby a few minutes later, looking like he's been up all night drinking, which is mostly the case.]

Hello.

[ishotyouuu]

[It takes Lance a few minutes to make the trek down to the lobby, during which Wade engages in his daily past-time of looking up his name on the public forums. Nothing really comes up beyond some etymology discussions, which is… kind of what he expected? But also kind of rude. Clearly he needs to make more of an effort to be noticed. Not even so much as a Displaced wiki page. Disappointing.

His thoughts are interrupted by the sudden entrance of Lance, who looks like he’s in deep need of a blowjob and a shower right now-- the latter moreso than the former.]

Sup, nerd. I brought the good stuff. [He raises the bottle of tequila to emphasize his point.] Though judging by the look of you, you've only just crawled your way out of a bottle.

[lifetothefullest]

[So much tequila. But despite what a bad mood he's in generally, he manages a faint smile anyway at the greeting even if he has to raise an eyebrow at the next comment.]

I got nostalgic for my college days.

[Obviously a complete lie, but whatever. Don't @ him.]

[ishotyouuu]

[Wade scoffs at that, crossing his arms over his chest. Oh, he's @ ing you super hard right now, Mister Sweets.]

Somehow I'm finding it hard to imagine you wildin' out in your college days, broheim. Seems like you'd be more of the type of guy to hang out in the corner drinkin' seltzer water until somebody needed you as their designated driver.

You gonna be a gentleman and invite me up to your room?

[lifetothefullest]

I was too young to drive until grad school.

[Just offering that, knowing the questions it'll raise, and punctuating it by just moving immediately to begin leading the way back to the hall.]

[ishotyouuu]

[Wade merely scoffs at that, easily falling into step behind Lance.]

Just further provin' my point, Doogie. Don't think I didn't notice that was the only part of my assessment that you bothered to correct.