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[lifetothefullest]

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[ishotyouuu]

well i mean

kinda weird if the already established superhero takes the sidekick role u know what i mean

[You're not a superhero, Wade.]

[lifetothefullest]

[Okay, the question is obvious--]

Are you an established superhero?

[ishotyouuu]

in my old world yeah

not so much here

["Established" in the broadest possible sense, that is.]

[lifetothefullest]

[He's... Somehow not too surprised by this, honestly.]

Sounds like it would only be a problem in your world, then.

[ishotyouuu]

[Don't come into this with logic Lance how dare you]

no offense dude but no ones gonna believe im ur sidekick

u look more like boy wonder than caped crusader

[God damn it Wade don't cross the streams--]

[lifetothefullest]

Hey, that's what the costume is for, right?

[ishotyouuu]

idk can u rock a spandex outfit

[lifetothefullest]

Okay, you're probably right.

But aren't there superheros that don't do the spandex thing?

[ishotyouuu]

none that im aware of

how do u expect to b a male power fantasy or cheap fanservice for sweaty pimply nerds without spandex?

[lifetothefullest]

Nevermind, being a superhero has immediately lost all appeal.

[ishotyouuu]

aww come on

ur rly gonna deprive the local populace of ur cute little butt in a tight fitting suit? ;D

[lifetothefullest]

I'm going to pretend I'm drunk enough that I couldn't read that, which will hopefully soon be true.

[ishotyouuu]

i mean

i could help u with that

still got some tequila left over from our last get together

[lifetothefullest]

How did I turn into someone who drinks tequila?

And by that I mean sure, I'm not going to object.

[ishotyouuu]

that might be my bad

ppl usually need a stiff drink after hanging out w me 4 five minutes

[lifetothefullest]

Understandable, but at least it's the wtf sort of needing a drink, not the depressing kind.

[ishotyouuu]

eh its less depressing and more "oh my god will you shut the fuck up" but at least ur nice enough not to say it out loud

[lifetothefullest]

That's usually what people are thinking about me, so I have some empathy there.

[Targets of 'oh my god will you shut the fuck up' comments squad, form up.]

[ishotyouuu]

rly? huh

kinda surprising tbh

[lifetothefullest]

Really?

I mean, you've seen how my conversations on the network go.

[ishotyouuu]

yeah idk about that tbh

seems like a lot of ppl making a huge deal abt nothing

i mean my eyes kinda glaze over whenever u start using the $10 words but i wouldnt exactly call that annoying

[lifetothefullest]

Well, thanks. I appreciate it.

And I used to have the opposite problem, with the words. No one was very fond of how much slang I used.

[And occasionally still resorts to, if you catch him at the right time.]

[ishotyouuu]

im tryin 2 imagine u using slang and drawing a blank

but at the same time i absolutely need this in my life

does it come out when ur drunk because i will absolutely sacrifice some of my stash 2 make that happen

[lifetothefullest]

It comes out whenever I'm not thinking about making sure it doesn't, so yes, drunk usually does it.

[ishotyouuu]

want me 2 come over and see what a little tequila can coax out of ur mouth then

probably should have worded that better

unless... ;D