[Wade quickens his pace until he's close enough to give Lance a boisterous and probably overly enthusiastic clap on the back.]
Knew there was more to you than just a cute tush. What was your main poison? And if you say Zima my respect for you's gonna go way down, I'm warning you.
[The prior warning means he isn't particularly startled by the far too enthusiastic gesture, though he still blushes faintly at the second comment. He's too sober for this.]
Was Zima even available in Canada? But no, of course not. I drank bourbon, like a real teenager who wants to look badass by drinking hard liquor but still secretly wants it to be sweet.
[Wade snaps his fingers, making a small sound of disappointment.]
Aww man, I should've gotten bourbon-- that sounds pretty good right about now. Nothin' wrong with never outgrowing your sweet tooth, right?
[He blinks.]
Hang on-- I never told you I was Canadian, did I? Can't remember whether or not that came up when I was bleeding all over your makeshift gurney that one time. Uh... thanks for patching me up, bee tee dubs-- don't know if I ever said that either.
[But that doesn't necessarily mean anything; Lance typically has a good memory, but even since ending up in Hadriel it's been somewhat less reliable than it used to be. Thanks, trauma.
But as for the last comment--]
You don't have to thank me, but you're welcome. I'm just glad you have a very convenient power.
[They reach Lance's room, and he opens the door and lets Wade go in first. It's a nice hotel room, and although it's not one of the best rooms it's also certainly not one of the cheapest ones; it's also not actually much of a mess, despite that he's been mostly just depression drinking the last few days. Bottles are placed together neatly on the counter, the bed is made, and so on.]
Yeah, but you provided, uh... what's it called? Moral support. Or something. That's gotta account for something, doesn't it?
[Such a gentleman.
Wade eases his way past Lance into the hotel room, taking a few seconds to glance around and take everything in. It is a rather nice hotel room, and considering Wade's taken up residence in quite a few hotel rooms in his decades-long career, he feels as though he's in a bit of a position to judge. He lets out a soft noise of appreciation, taking a seat on the foot of the bed. Wade no don't do that it's super-rude.]
Eyyy nice digs, broheim. I wouldn't blame you for sticking it out a few extra days after you sorted out your domestic squabble or whatever. You get Cinemax here?
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Date: 2021-02-09 01:38 am (UTC)[Wade quickens his pace until he's close enough to give Lance a boisterous and probably overly enthusiastic clap on the back.]
Knew there was more to you than just a cute tush. What was your main poison? And if you say Zima my respect for you's gonna go way down, I'm warning you.
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Date: 2021-02-10 03:49 am (UTC)Was Zima even available in Canada? But no, of course not. I drank bourbon, like a real teenager who wants to look badass by drinking hard liquor but still secretly wants it to be sweet.
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Date: 2021-02-16 02:24 am (UTC)Aww man, I should've gotten bourbon-- that sounds pretty good right about now. Nothin' wrong with never outgrowing your sweet tooth, right?
[He blinks.]
Hang on-- I never told you I was Canadian, did I? Can't remember whether or not that came up when I was bleeding all over your makeshift gurney that one time. Uh... thanks for patching me up, bee tee dubs-- don't know if I ever said that either.
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Date: 2021-02-17 04:11 am (UTC)[But that doesn't necessarily mean anything; Lance typically has a good memory, but even since ending up in Hadriel it's been somewhat less reliable than it used to be. Thanks, trauma.
But as for the last comment--]
You don't have to thank me, but you're welcome. I'm just glad you have a very convenient power.
[They reach Lance's room, and he opens the door and lets Wade go in first. It's a nice hotel room, and although it's not one of the best rooms it's also certainly not one of the cheapest ones; it's also not actually much of a mess, despite that he's been mostly just depression drinking the last few days. Bottles are placed together neatly on the counter, the bed is made, and so on.]
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Date: 2021-03-03 01:10 am (UTC)[Such a gentleman.
Wade eases his way past Lance into the hotel room, taking a few seconds to glance around and take everything in. It is a rather nice hotel room, and considering Wade's taken up residence in quite a few hotel rooms in his decades-long career, he feels as though he's in a bit of a position to judge. He lets out a soft noise of appreciation, taking a seat on the foot of the bed.
Wade no don't do that it's super-rude.]Eyyy nice digs, broheim. I wouldn't blame you for sticking it out a few extra days after you sorted out your domestic squabble or whatever. You get Cinemax here?