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[wittingly]

Fine
Chronically overthinking myself off the skin of the earth but what else is new

You?

[lifetothefullest]

Regretting the choice to use the network again.

[wittingly]

No fucking kidding
To be honest man I stopped reading after the Riverstone thing
I just don't have the bandwidth for it
It's like reading the comments section on a republican youtube channel

[lifetothefullest]

[That actually made him laugh, so thank you Ian.]

Smart move, and you're not wrong. I'm about to tap out too, I think; there's only so much I can take of people on the moon lecturing me about the situation happening here on Earth.

[wittingly]

( any time, man. )

I feel like that HAS to be a really profound metaphor for something, I just don't have the computing power to get there.

[lifetothefullest]

We'll have to make it a thing later when we have the energy to really decide exactly what it means.

[wittingly]

I'll put it on the whiteboard
also, I made a whiteboard

[lifetothefullest]

That's literally the best thing I've heard all day.

[wittingly]

RIGHT??

you want one?

[lifetothefullest]

I would love that, though you'll have to tell me what you're using to write with on it.

[wittingly]

I made the markers too, it's not super hard. Just ethanol, water, hexyldecanoic acid triglyceride, plysurf, monobasic carb acid ester, liquid parafin, isopropyl myristate and pigment that you kind of funnel into a container and shove a wick into

[lifetothefullest]

[A short delay, and then--]

Okay, so I understood most of those words individually, but I'm going to have to trust that you're not dihydrogen-monoxiding me or something with the chemicals and just nod and agree.

[wittingly]

the dangers of dihydrogen-monoxide aren't a joke, Lance.

[lifetothefullest]

Sorry, you're right, serious issue.

[wittingly]

Thank you
I've been fighting for that cause almost as hard as GMOs

anyway, I'll wheel it over sometime tomorrow

[lifetothefullest]

Thanks. Give me like a half an hour heads up if you can whenever you're on your way, so I can make sure to actually be there.

[Since he's kind of... Everywhere lately.]

[wittingly]

alternatively I could fling open your doors unannounced and accidentally catch you jerking off to really cement the bond of our friendship

that's how we did it in college

[lifetothefullest]

Or you could not do that.

I was underage in college, so my roommates were very careful with their knocking.

[He will turn this awkwardness back on you so far, Ian.]

[wittingly]

wait what

( good job it worked )

[lifetothefullest]

[Excellent, he's still got it.]

Which part?

[wittingly]

The part about being underage in college
do you mean like
17 years old during freshman year
I doubt it or you wouldn't bring it up
Spill it, man

[lifetothefullest]

I was fourteen when I started undergrad, because I was that particular brand of annoying nerd.

[wittingly]

oh my GOD
holy FUCK lance
if I were you I'd be, like, putting that in a disclaimer at the bottom of every network post
that would be like part of my introduction
Hi I'm Dr Lance Sweets and I went to college at 14
all I get is 'oooo I taught at Berkeley' except that it was actually just guest lecturing because you can't be the real deal until you have a doctorate but that's like way too long to put on a business card
that's fucking adorable
oh my god
I bet you were like the mascot
did you go to ragers like a miscreant

[lifetothefullest]

I appreciate the sentiment, but can you can you imagine how much extra people would hate me if I added that to my posts? Though then again maybe people would stop trying to explain psychology to me, so it could be worth it.

Teaching at Berkeley is still an achievement, no matter what your official title.

I may have attended a party or two, yeah. And it might've been super illegal to participate as much as I did, although it was in Canada, so the drinking was slightly less illegal than it would've been in the US.

[The drugs weren't any less illegal, but no need to mention that.]

[wittingly]

Oh man they'd hate you so much more, but I feel like at this point it would be kind of worth it. At least you'd have the satisfaction.

I am so proud of you


But really though man I don't know how you're doing it
I mean, if somebody tried to mansplain how a drill worked to me I wouldn't be able to sit on it for two seconds