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[lifetothefullest]

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[ishotyouuu]

yeah idk about that tbh

seems like a lot of ppl making a huge deal abt nothing

i mean my eyes kinda glaze over whenever u start using the $10 words but i wouldnt exactly call that annoying

[lifetothefullest]

Well, thanks. I appreciate it.

And I used to have the opposite problem, with the words. No one was very fond of how much slang I used.

[And occasionally still resorts to, if you catch him at the right time.]

[ishotyouuu]

im tryin 2 imagine u using slang and drawing a blank

but at the same time i absolutely need this in my life

does it come out when ur drunk because i will absolutely sacrifice some of my stash 2 make that happen

[lifetothefullest]

It comes out whenever I'm not thinking about making sure it doesn't, so yes, drunk usually does it.

[ishotyouuu]

want me 2 come over and see what a little tequila can coax out of ur mouth then

probably should have worded that better

unless... ;D

[lifetothefullest]

You know, I've never been propositioned so often in such a short span of time as I have been here, except for maybe that time I ended up on a cougar cruise.

[ishotyouuu]

man i wish i got propositioned by cougars

of course no one could ever take the place of my darling Bea :(

[lifetothefullest]

Bea?

[ishotyouuu]

yeah

the perfect woman

my silver haired angel taken from me too soon

[lifetothefullest]

At the risk of sounding like a jerk, I feel like you're setting up a punchline here and I've taken my mental guess at the outcome, so let's hear it.

[ishotyouuu]

there's no punchline wtf!!!!!

havent u ever seen The Golden Girls????

[lifetothefullest]

Why would I have seen The Golden Girls.

[ishotyouuu]

bc my darling Bea is in it and she's amazing????

i thought u were with me on this man :(

[lifetothefullest]

I'm so not drunk enough for this conversation.

[And weren't you supposed to be fixing that Wade???]

[ishotyouuu]

well luckily 4 u im rite outside ur apartment

[Knock knock, Dr. Sweets.]

[lifetothefullest]

[Oh, oops.]

I probably should've told you I'm at a hotel. The apartment's empty right now.

[Since, as Wade obviously knows, Kyna is at their place.]

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[ishotyouuu]

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[ishotyouuu]

WELL THANKS FOR TELLING ME THAT SO I DON'T LOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE WHEN I SHOW UP TO AN EMPTY APARTMENT I GUESS?????

[lifetothefullest]

I didn't think you'd be in such a rush.

[ishotyouuu]

maybe i just wanna a repeat performance of u getting shitfaced okay

im sure it was pretty funny, i cant remember

[lifetothefullest]

I'm not actually that entertaining drunk, so you're probably going to be disappointed.

[Also here, he sends along the address to his hotel.]

[ishotyouuu]

i will be the judge of that good sir

also uh

i should probably warn u that i get cuddly when im sloshed

so like

i apologize in advance

[lifetothefullest]

I appreciate the warning.

[Not his favorite thing in the world, but knowing what he's getting into tempers a whole lot of that at least. Besides, the more drunk Lance gets the less neurotic he is, so it should be fine.]

[ishotyouuu]

just dont wanna wake up with another restraining order

had too many of those already

btw im in the lobby, wanna come down and get me or should i just come up to ur room? ;D