You know, I've never been propositioned so often in such a short span of time as I have been here, except for maybe that time I ended up on a cougar cruise.
[Not his favorite thing in the world, but knowing what he's getting into tempers a whole lot of that at least. Besides, the more drunk Lance gets the less neurotic he is, so it should be fine.]
[Just because it's a good reason to leave his room, and he knows he should take it. So he shows up in the lobby a few minutes later, looking like he's been up all night drinking, which is mostly the case.]
[It takes Lance a few minutes to make the trek down to the lobby, during which Wade engages in his daily past-time of looking up his name on the public forums. Nothing really comes up beyond some etymology discussions, which is… kind of what he expected? But also kind of rude. Clearly he needs to make more of an effort to be noticed. Not even so much as a Displaced wiki page. Disappointing.
His thoughts are interrupted by the sudden entrance of Lance, who looks like he’s in deep need of a blowjob and a shower right now-- the latter moreso than the former.]
Sup, nerd. I brought the good stuff. [He raises the bottle of tequila to emphasize his point.] Though judging by the look of you, you've only just crawled your way out of a bottle.
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lifetothefullest) wrote2019-08-25 08:38 pm
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but at the same time i absolutely need this in my life
does it come out when ur drunk because i will absolutely sacrifice some of my stash 2 make that happen
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probably should have worded that better
unless... ;D
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of course no one could ever take the place of my darling Bea :(
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the perfect woman
my silver haired angel taken from me too soon
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havent u ever seen The Golden Girls????
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i thought u were with me on this man :(
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[And weren't you supposed to be fixing that Wade???]
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[Knock knock, Dr. Sweets.]
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I probably should've told you I'm at a hotel. The apartment's empty right now.
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im sure it was pretty funny, i cant remember
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[Also here, he sends along the address to his hotel.]
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also uh
i should probably warn u that i get cuddly when im sloshed
so like
i apologize in advance
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[Not his favorite thing in the world, but knowing what he's getting into tempers a whole lot of that at least. Besides, the more drunk Lance gets the less neurotic he is, so it should be fine.]
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had too many of those already
btw im in the lobby, wanna come down and get me or should i just come up to ur room? ;D
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I'll come find you.
[Just because it's a good reason to leave his room, and he knows he should take it. So he shows up in the lobby a few minutes later, looking like he's been up all night drinking, which is mostly the case.]
Hello.
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His thoughts are interrupted by the sudden entrance of Lance, who looks like he’s in deep need of a blowjob and a shower right now-- the latter moreso than the former.]
Sup, nerd. I brought the good stuff. [He raises the bottle of tequila to emphasize his point.] Though judging by the look of you, you've only just crawled your way out of a bottle.
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