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[lifetothefullest]

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[lifetothefullest]

I'm going to pretend I'm drunk enough that I couldn't read that, which will hopefully soon be true.

[ishotyouuu]

i mean

i could help u with that

still got some tequila left over from our last get together

[lifetothefullest]

How did I turn into someone who drinks tequila?

And by that I mean sure, I'm not going to object.

[ishotyouuu]

that might be my bad

ppl usually need a stiff drink after hanging out w me 4 five minutes

[lifetothefullest]

Understandable, but at least it's the wtf sort of needing a drink, not the depressing kind.

[ishotyouuu]

eh its less depressing and more "oh my god will you shut the fuck up" but at least ur nice enough not to say it out loud

[lifetothefullest]

That's usually what people are thinking about me, so I have some empathy there.

[Targets of 'oh my god will you shut the fuck up' comments squad, form up.]

[ishotyouuu]

rly? huh

kinda surprising tbh

[lifetothefullest]

Really?

I mean, you've seen how my conversations on the network go.

[ishotyouuu]

yeah idk about that tbh

seems like a lot of ppl making a huge deal abt nothing

i mean my eyes kinda glaze over whenever u start using the $10 words but i wouldnt exactly call that annoying

[lifetothefullest]

Well, thanks. I appreciate it.

And I used to have the opposite problem, with the words. No one was very fond of how much slang I used.

[And occasionally still resorts to, if you catch him at the right time.]

[ishotyouuu]

im tryin 2 imagine u using slang and drawing a blank

but at the same time i absolutely need this in my life

does it come out when ur drunk because i will absolutely sacrifice some of my stash 2 make that happen

[lifetothefullest]

It comes out whenever I'm not thinking about making sure it doesn't, so yes, drunk usually does it.

[ishotyouuu]

want me 2 come over and see what a little tequila can coax out of ur mouth then

probably should have worded that better

unless... ;D

[lifetothefullest]

You know, I've never been propositioned so often in such a short span of time as I have been here, except for maybe that time I ended up on a cougar cruise.

[ishotyouuu]

man i wish i got propositioned by cougars

of course no one could ever take the place of my darling Bea :(

[lifetothefullest]

Bea?

[ishotyouuu]

yeah

the perfect woman

my silver haired angel taken from me too soon

[lifetothefullest]

At the risk of sounding like a jerk, I feel like you're setting up a punchline here and I've taken my mental guess at the outcome, so let's hear it.

[ishotyouuu]

there's no punchline wtf!!!!!

havent u ever seen The Golden Girls????

[lifetothefullest]

Why would I have seen The Golden Girls.

[ishotyouuu]

bc my darling Bea is in it and she's amazing????

i thought u were with me on this man :(

[lifetothefullest]

I'm so not drunk enough for this conversation.

[And weren't you supposed to be fixing that Wade???]

[ishotyouuu]

well luckily 4 u im rite outside ur apartment

[Knock knock, Dr. Sweets.]

[lifetothefullest]

[Oh, oops.]

I probably should've told you I'm at a hotel. The apartment's empty right now.

[Since, as Wade obviously knows, Kyna is at their place.]