[Not his favorite thing in the world, but knowing what he's getting into tempers a whole lot of that at least. Besides, the more drunk Lance gets the less neurotic he is, so it should be fine.]
[Just because it's a good reason to leave his room, and he knows he should take it. So he shows up in the lobby a few minutes later, looking like he's been up all night drinking, which is mostly the case.]
[It takes Lance a few minutes to make the trek down to the lobby, during which Wade engages in his daily past-time of looking up his name on the public forums. Nothing really comes up beyond some etymology discussions, which is… kind of what he expected? But also kind of rude. Clearly he needs to make more of an effort to be noticed. Not even so much as a Displaced wiki page. Disappointing.
His thoughts are interrupted by the sudden entrance of Lance, who looks like he’s in deep need of a blowjob and a shower right now-- the latter moreso than the former.]
Sup, nerd. I brought the good stuff. [He raises the bottle of tequila to emphasize his point.] Though judging by the look of you, you've only just crawled your way out of a bottle.
[So much tequila. But despite what a bad mood he's in generally, he manages a faint smile anyway at the greeting even if he has to raise an eyebrow at the next comment.]
I got nostalgic for my college days.
[Obviously a complete lie, but whatever. Don't @ him.]
[Wade scoffs at that, crossing his arms over his chest. Oh, he's @ ing you super hard right now, Mister Sweets.]
Somehow I'm finding it hard to imagine you wildin' out in your college days, broheim. Seems like you'd be more of the type of guy to hang out in the corner drinkin' seltzer water until somebody needed you as their designated driver.
You gonna be a gentleman and invite me up to your room?
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lifetothefullest) wrote2019-08-25 08:38 pm
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the perfect woman
my silver haired angel taken from me too soon
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havent u ever seen The Golden Girls????
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i thought u were with me on this man :(
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[And weren't you supposed to be fixing that Wade???]
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[Knock knock, Dr. Sweets.]
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I probably should've told you I'm at a hotel. The apartment's empty right now.
[Since, as Wade obviously knows, Kyna is at their place.]
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im sure it was pretty funny, i cant remember
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[Also here, he sends along the address to his hotel.]
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also uh
i should probably warn u that i get cuddly when im sloshed
so like
i apologize in advance
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[Not his favorite thing in the world, but knowing what he's getting into tempers a whole lot of that at least. Besides, the more drunk Lance gets the less neurotic he is, so it should be fine.]
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had too many of those already
btw im in the lobby, wanna come down and get me or should i just come up to ur room? ;D
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I'll come find you.
[Just because it's a good reason to leave his room, and he knows he should take it. So he shows up in the lobby a few minutes later, looking like he's been up all night drinking, which is mostly the case.]
Hello.
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His thoughts are interrupted by the sudden entrance of Lance, who looks like he’s in deep need of a blowjob and a shower right now-- the latter moreso than the former.]
Sup, nerd. I brought the good stuff. [He raises the bottle of tequila to emphasize his point.] Though judging by the look of you, you've only just crawled your way out of a bottle.
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I got nostalgic for my college days.
[Obviously a complete lie, but whatever. Don't @ him.]
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Somehow I'm finding it hard to imagine you wildin' out in your college days, broheim. Seems like you'd be more of the type of guy to hang out in the corner drinkin' seltzer water until somebody needed you as their designated driver.
You gonna be a gentleman and invite me up to your room?
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[Just offering that, knowing the questions it'll raise, and punctuating it by just moving immediately to begin leading the way back to the hall.]
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Just further provin' my point, Doogie. Don't think I didn't notice that was the only part of my assessment that you bothered to correct.
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[He glances back, shoving his hands in the pocket of his hoodie.]
I was a teenager and in another country, of course I got drunk at like, every party I went to.
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