wittingly: (ʜᴏᴡ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴡɪʟʟ I sʟɪᴅᴇ? Sᴇᴘᴀʀᴀᴛᴇ ᴍʏ sɪᴅ)
ɪᴀɴ ғᴏᴡʟᴇʀ ([personal profile] wittingly) wrote in [personal profile] lifetothefullest 2020-12-19 04:24 am (UTC)

oh my GOD
holy FUCK lance
if I were you I'd be, like, putting that in a disclaimer at the bottom of every network post
that would be like part of my introduction
Hi I'm Dr Lance Sweets and I went to college at 14
all I get is 'oooo I taught at Berkeley' except that it was actually just guest lecturing because you can't be the real deal until you have a doctorate but that's like way too long to put on a business card
that's fucking adorable
oh my god
I bet you were like the mascot
did you go to ragers like a miscreant

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