If it takes more than two words to say I think I'm justified in staying surprised.

[ Thank you very much.

Alien Apocalypse
Eldridge abomination reality portal.

Slightly different shades. ]

But anyway, they landed and decided we were a piece of shit species that didn't deserve the earth. And you know what, you can't really fault their logic. They pretty much set up shop, subjugated humanity, and started stripping out anything useful for their fleet.