[ Lance earns an equivalently amused look, wry but patient. Hilarious, but seriously though. ]

So... just so that I'm on the same page--

[ Said with a hand out, palm toward the counter top.

He's pretty sure he is, but he wants the honor of saying it all out loud so it sounds maximum amounts of insane. ]

The last time you were transported from home, it was by a semi-sentient broken Eldritch multi-dimensional being called a door, which would occasionally rob your apartment and give you your stuff back.

[ Is that... is that it? ]