I'm the dork that goes to college at fourteen; we've established this.

[It overlaps with being a nerd of the same type, but still.]

Though yeah, you can be a nerdy dork, or an endearing one, or--

[He stops for a moment, furrowing his eyebrows slightly as he realizes just what conversation they're having.]

Is this really what all that time and money came down to? Discussing categories of dorkiness?

[He has two doctorates okay. Two. Doctorates.]